Freak Nasty Christmas Sex Tips

Tis the season to Ho Ho Ho!! You guys know I am an advocate for Hoe shit and in true hoe shit form I have you covered with some freaky Christmas tips. that will be sure to jingle their bells.

1. Lick Their Candy Cane

Add a piece of peppermint to your oral sex, routine.

2. Get On The Naughty List

Indulge in some light BDSM — one of you has been naughty and has to be “punished.”

3. A Christmas Toy

Buy your partner a new sex toy and use it together.

4. Kiss Them Beneath The Mistletoe

Put mistletoe around the house and go wild.

5. Santa’s Lap

Take the opportunity for some sitting-down sex. Either one of you sits and the other kneels between their legs to go down on them, or one sits and the other rides their penis or strap-on.

6. Christmas Candles

Find a massage candle and try out an erotic massage.

7. Deck The Halls

Wear some sexy lingerie or add some sexy decor to you or your partner’s body.

8. Santa Claus Is Coming (To Town)

See if you can have multiple orgasms. Even if you don’t get there, you’ll have fun trying.